My wife's conversation today with the receptionist at the obgyn office

"I'm here for my 7:30am ultrasound"
"Sorry, you don't have an appointment"
"But the paperwork I had scheduled them weekly through today"
"Well we don't have you listed for one today"
"Well can I at least schedule my ones for the month of february?"
"You have to have a note from the doctor to schedule them"
"I did, I gave it to you when I scheduled the month of january"
"Sorry, you already used that one"
"But it said weekly ultrasounds till the baby comes out"
"Yes but you only scheduled through last week"
"So because I didn't schedule them for 2 months your not going to schedule me without another note?"
"Correct, and by the way your doctor's appointment is at 945am today"
"I know that because when I scheduled the appointment I left time for the non stress test in between the ultrasound and the doctor"
"Yes, but we don't have you for an ultrasound today, you didn't schedule it"
"They why do I have a paper at home that says I do?"
"Well you don't, please I have to take the next person now"
"But there's no one else here!!"
"Thank you and see you 15min early for your dr appt""
"Gahh!!!"