Cereal?

So i've been very angry about cereal recently and i thought i would share my thoughts.  who eats cereal? i do when i am at work during the summer when i don't have the ability to cook and to me thats all it seems good for, a good second breakfast, but as a first breakfast? if your eating cereal because its quick and easy, try waking up an extra fifteen minutes early and cook some bacon or whatever you do to make a real breakfast.  put down the processed corn that now tastes like apples and eat something good for you.  you'll get the people who say eating those breakfast foods like bacon, eggs, sausage, pancakes, french toast, waffles, ect isn't good for you all the time and my question is why? whats the difference between taking one of those pills to make your cholesterol all better and eating a food that is processed, put in a box, left at room temperature for months and is somehow still good?  last time i checked, food that has an experation date longer than six months are usually things like ketchup, mustard, twinkies, and spam, you know the things that according to urban legend the things that will survive the nuclear holocaust and does that mean we should add cereal to that list?  do we want our children eating that kinda stuff every day when you can have eggs or pancakes, also known as a healthy breakfast?  where is this fruit that is in cereal?  normal fruit cant last a week without refrigeration so how can this processed stuff last months and are still considered healthy?  maybe the government should stop looking at bake sales and look at what they are recommending we eat, either that or just step off totally and realize where the line is that they crossed.  and these are the same people who use words like unsweetened or inflammable.  who takes the time to make unsweetened ice tea, because adding the prefix un means that you are removing the item, so if you ask for unsweetened ice tea they need to take a sweetened tea and remove the sweetening, how about they realize that they should have called it nonsweetened.  i think i saw a guy drinking an unsweetened ice tea while i was getting on the highway yesterday, well barely saw the guy.  this guy was driving in the fog and rain without his headlights on,  i thought there was something that said if you have your wipers on you should have your headlights on, at least thats what they told me at drivers ed.  there is no one in the left lane and this guy makes sure to stay in the right so i cannot get on the highway without waiting for him, i was like hey skeezix, next time have your seven year old drive, hes got more common sense then you already.  this is what happens when you eat cereal every morning, you end up driving down the road in the fog and rain while drinking an unsweetened ice tea that was never sweetened so it couldn't be un and ignoring everyone on the road of life, so stop eating cereal, eat some bacon and waffles and realize everyone is around you and your just in my way!